Nyok|18 June 2018
At least, the duo of Mr Ifere Paul and Mr Kalita Joe Aruku have thrown subtle jabs at His Excellency, Sen. Prof. Ben Ayade, the Executive Governor of Cross River over the latter being decked in a brown combat short, camouflage polo and bowla hat NegroidHaven can confirm.
The duo embarked on this jab-throwing escapade as pictures of Ayade conducting a team of South African farm experts on irrigation, agronomy, hydro and solar electricity to Ochong in Obubra Local Government Area of the state on a site inspection for the establishment of a feed mill and soya bean farm littered social media space.
For Ifere, referring to anonymously to three pictures below his thread, Ayade is the hunter that killed the mystic pig who predicted that Nigeria will reach the semi final in the ongoing Russia 2018 world cup tournament.
His words, 'This hunter killed the mystic pig with just one bullet from his bullet waist band.'
For Aruku, Ayade was still operating in the realm of childhood fantasies:
'Who wan try my governor! All the things he fantasized as a child he is ensuring he doesn't miss out on any!
'As a child growing up I use to dream of owning a Horse rather than buying a Car, I use to feel that big men did not know how to spend money otherwise why will they not be eating plenty of Suya when they could afford it? I use to say I will buy and eat all those delicious biscuits I could not afford when I make money. As a show of my wealth, I had promised to be using Coke and Fanta to brush my teeth.
'Because of my love for Indian movies, I had vowed to marry an Indian Lady. But today all those things I fantasized I have little or no interest in them! But thank God for my governor, he is ensuring he brings to reality all the things he ever fantasized as a child.'
Recall that Nigeria lost 2-0 to Croatia in the first leg of her Russia 2018 outing.
Nyok
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