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Nigeriaโ€™s Vice President Prof Yemi Osinbajo trended on twitter today. The trend however was not generated by a specific topic, rather it was characterized by random posts in which the VP was mentioned. Some of the random posts are seen below:

@tholuwah11: โ€œVice President Yemi Osinbajo SAN pays a condolence visit to Alhaji Dahiru Mangal on the loss of his Mother at his Family home and visits former President Musa Yarโ€™Aduaโ€™s mother at the Yaradua Family house in Katsina. 30th Jan, 2022. Photos; Tolani Alli.โ€

@SalimAyofe: โ€œ@JohnFanimokun Osinbajo canโ€™t rule Flag of Nigeria cos he has been a slave to a honest Fulani Presidentโ€ฆTinubu canโ€™t rule cos he pitched camp with a Fulani man to uproot a crooked party from powerโ€ฆBut Nigerians must support Atiku, a Fulani man who had relentlessly looted their future in d past. LUNACY.โ€

@AyRevolutionary: โ€œThey would never tackle the issue,na to they find yeye excuse. We are saying Osinbajo is an handsome devil, talk about that.โ€

@dogaracaesarO1: โ€œI wonโ€™t be economical with truth; Yemi Osinbajo is APCโ€™s best ticket to maintain the Presidency beyond 2023.โ€

@DanielE20713540: โ€œI see osinbajo taking APC ticket.โ€

@stillzthefirst: โ€œI prefer osinbajo to all this old hags!!!!โ€

@Great9ija: โ€œ2023: Osinbajoโ€™s Support Base Swells Despite Silenceโ€

@55FlyMachine: โ€œIn my opinion, if it comes down to Yemi Osinbajo vs Bola Ahmed Tinubu vs Atiku Abubakar as Presidential aspirants, it would be totally unwise not to go with Yemi Osinbajo. I think Yemi Osinbajo can do better than Tinubu and Atiku.โ€

@OsosaChris: โ€œThe Osinbajoโ€™s supporters attacking Tinubu are political babies. Osinbajo will not RUN anything if he doesnโ€™t have the endorsement of Tinubu. Donโ€™t you get it even when its so boldly written?โ€

@dunnia33: โ€œYou may not like VP Osinbajo which is your choice but recruiting others to hate on him is nothing but evil. Tell me any other VP in the history of Nigeria democracy that has made the office of the VP so visible. Donโ€™t forget to also list their achievements. Iโ€™m waiting!โ€

 

๐€๐ฌ๐š๐ซ๐ข ๐ƒ๐จ๐ค๐ฎ๐›๐จ, ๐ˆ๐๐Ž๐

Mujahid Asari Dokubo, an ex militant leader has said the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) is worse than a terrorist organisation. Dokubo said, โ€œPeople are afraid of being killed thatโ€™s why theyโ€™ve continued to sit at home, not because they love Nnmadi Kanu. If there is adequate security by the government, why is there no sit-at-home in Port Harcourt? Calabar? Uyo?โ€ The outburst, as expected, generated series of reactions, with some supporting Dokubo, while others lambasted him and described him as a saboteur.

@FestusGreen: โ€œAsari Dokubo isnโ€™t wrong sha. Many South East residents accede to sit-at-home out of fear of intimidation, harassment, violence, and outright death. It would be almost impossible for an Igbo man to lock down his business because of his love for Nnamdi Kanu or IPOB. Quite simple.โ€

@Mr_jack_ikem: โ€œIf anyone claims itโ€™s out of love, why arenโ€™t Igbo shops in lagos, Abuja or even Asaba locking down as well? Abi na only for SE dem love am?โ€

@Tam_Oge: โ€œYou lie. When an Igbo man decided to do something, he damns every consequence. Maybe, just maybe youโ€™re not Igbo. A cause is greater than a billion dollars to the Igbo man. Did you read about the Igbos who chose drowning to being eternal slaves when they got to America?โ€

@SienDoubra: โ€œI think Asari Dokubo wanted to be President of Biafra but Nnamdi Kanu told him to wait so he has blown up trying to rebel. I got a news item am trying to verify about Asari Dokubo, there are rumors of his involvement inโ€ฆ I will say it when itโ€™s verifiedโ€ฆโ€

@biafra_mission: โ€œNgozi Ojukwu wrote. Dear Asari Dokubo.

According to you, you are rich, powerful, have children more than Nnamdi Kanu, yet you canโ€™t use your influence to get good life for your people. You made billions by being a security guard to the pipelines in favor of the North.โ€

@ObumnemeOnu: โ€œWhat do you expect from a man who said he is proud to be pipeline security?โ€ฆโ€

@AfricaNational1: โ€œAsari Dokubo at war with the secessionist militant terrorist leader in the south east and making it known that south south can never be part of their proposed new nation, which shows that the new nation would be plague with crisis and war if itโ€™s created, Igbo beware.โ€

๐Œ๐ข๐ฒ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐ข ๐€๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ก

Miyetti Allah has stirred up controversy after its National President Alhaji Bello Abdullahi Bodejo reportedly said that any southerner hoping to replace President Muhammadu Buhari next year must seek out the Fulani and apologize to them. Bodejo said, โ€œFulani have suffered a lot in the South and in Benue State, where Ortom is the lord. So, any of them that wants our support for 2023 election should tender an apology to the Fulani because of the way they have been treating Fulani in their places.โ€ He wants the South to cast themselves down in penitence and submission for daring to clear their forests of bandit cells. Many have since taken to social media to react to the statement.

Below are some of the diverse views:

@Olasharpmouth: โ€œSo when did cattle association start putting their mouth for election matters in this country ???โ€

@Unclechike1: โ€œAfter asking โ€œWhere are the cowsโ€ when Pa Fasorantiโ€™s daughter was killed by Fulani herdsmen, they still didnโ€™t support him. Ambition is a very strong emotion. Not properly contained, it can make a wise man become more foolish than a goat.โ€

@emmyfocus1: โ€œThis overzealous group that should have no relevance in a sane society just insinuated that southerners are their enemies. This is actually how some of these northern elites see us, they are voicing the sentiment of many people.โ€

@Osisiigbo: โ€œIf you donโ€™t know that Southerners are enemies of the North then you still do not understand the meaning of conquered people, North have conquered Southerners until we wake up from our stupidity of forced unity Southerners will continue to be there Slaves.โ€

@Nengbani: โ€œWho miyyeti? Their support is inconsequential. Though Sahara reporters must supply daily food such as this headline to feed her people of ethnic bigotry and agendists.โ€

@molarasho: โ€œThe owners of the country have spoken. One Nigeria in the mud!!!โ€

@emifrance1: โ€œFarmers want to be relevant okooo, Nigeria Rice Association and Nigeria Snails Association will soon find who they will support on 2023.โ€

@OlayemiAyindeO4: โ€œThere was a report last week that Miyetti Allah pledges support for Tinubu and today, they are saying otherwise. Confused set of people.โ€

@OkoekoRaymond: โ€œI never heard of this group until this present government.โ€

@Moralevitaes: โ€œBush people, thatโ€™s what you are. What is Miyetti Allah?โ€

๐€๐ญ๐ข๐ค๐ฎ, ๐–๐ข๐ค๐ž

Rumour on social media has it that former Vice President and aspirant for the office of President in the 2023 general election on the platform of the Peopleโ€™s Democratic Party (PDP), Atiku Abubakar may have picked the Governor of Rivers State, Nyesom Wike, as his running mate in place of Peter Obi. This narrative continued in spite of doubt expressed by some who maintained that the PDP is yet to conduct its presidential primary let alone deciding on who becomes the vice presidential candidate. However, a couple of others believe Wike would add more value in terms of contributing resources to prosecute PDPโ€™s return to power.

@Olawaleonline: โ€œIf true, this would be the best strategic move I have seen from any PDP presidential aspirant so far. Kudos to his political strategists.โ€

@TheresaTekenah: โ€œI feel very sorry for South Eastern PDP supporters. They donโ€™t deserve this unfair treatment from a party theyโ€™ve given their full support since its inception.โ€

@mrhabeeb204: โ€œWike will pull crowd than Peter Obi, this has nothing to do with ethnicity itโ€™s pure politics.โ€

@MrRipleyO7: โ€œThe primary date hasnโ€™t been set and theyโ€™re telling you the winner and pick for running mate. The southeast love Atiku and will support him regardless. Idea of it must be my brother isnโ€™t the case. A leader that fosters a conducive environment for prosperity is the target.โ€

@Borey231: โ€œEven if he combines Wike and Obi together and then join Uche Secondus he wonโ€™t still win the election.โ€

@tobiematthew: โ€œThis opens SE voting bloc to every candidate. Everyone is aware of Igbo sentiments against Wike and Fulani.โ€

@Ayemojubar: โ€œCulled: โ€œSources say Atikuโ€™s decision to dump Obi was because he allegedly made little financial contributions to the 2019 campaign purse as well as inability to win his state Anambra and the South East for the party in the presidential election.โ€

@folayomi2020: โ€œThis guy @atiku is so desperateโ€ฆ Always trying to play to the galleryโ€ฆ No sir, your time is up as Nigerians donโ€™t need old politicians like yourself to steer the affairs of this country in a 21st century.โ€

@TimilehinEburu_: โ€œObi wonโ€™t allow him to steal as much as he want though but with Wike, na express stealing and looting.โ€

@RayoKasali: โ€œNo matter who Atiku picks, he canโ€™t win any election. Not even online poll.โ€

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A storm is certainly brewing in NYSCโ€™s tea cup as corp members are lamenting on social media over the delayed payment of their January allowance. Some of the NYSC members hilariously threatened to boycott the February clearance exercise should the Federal Government fail to pay them on Monday 31st January, 2022.

This is what they say:

@Fagba_: โ€œ31st of January at 2pm, alawee Neva showโ€ฆ Iโ€™m not fighting it again, if itโ€™s 5k send it oo. Make ah use am hold body.โ€

@1archibongedet: โ€œCorp members threatens strike over unpaid January Allowance.โ€

@TheEmpr75337084: โ€œSimple allowance that is not even enough to live on, they owe corp members. Kai!!!โ€

@FineBoy_Hamzkid: โ€œIf ah no see alert by 12midnight, ah go return dis khaki and boot.โ€

@Official_Cynthi: โ€œNYSC, this one wey allawee never drop, whatโ€™s going on?

Girls need to eat.โ€

@Djckase: โ€œNa who don see Allawee go do Clearance.

No Blood to Thumbprint.โ€

@D_Beat_Buzz: โ€œThis #nysc choke oooo 31st January no allowee @officialnyscng โ€ฆ i no dey go PPA next month if i no see allowee ooooo.โ€

@Boda_Keji: โ€œNYSC, please have it at the back of your mind that No January allawee, We wonโ€™t go for February clearance, you canโ€™t expect me to trek to my secretariat where I spend 1k on transport alone.โ€

@fav_ajebo: โ€œNYSC protest don start o. Make them pay us our allawee abeg.โ€

@oriks_fatai: โ€œFederal Government onigbese, pay us our January alawee oooooo. Corperโ€™s Life mattersโ€ฆThe last time you beep our phone was December 19th. Pay us today oo. We donโ€™t have anyone here.โ€

@AdelakunTufayl: โ€œIf you know any serving Corp member, hug them and show them love by blessing their pockets because this is a National call that we are showing commitment to. Clearance starts tomorrow but alowee never show. This is strange!โ€

@Helenwrites1: โ€œNYSC should pay us naa.

Na who chop de serve fatherland ooo.โ€

 

 

Compiled by Philip Obin