Calabar Banditry: Comedian renames self from Seto to Seto Usain Bolt!

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Seto hiding in poultry farm!

Efio-Ita Nyok|14 October 2016

Beginning from Sunday 9th October when alledged cultists where engaged in a show of strength after a football match at White House by Maple Streets, Calabar, Cross River State capital has known no rest. As at yesterday, a police officer lost his live to this notorious incident while two of the suspected cultists have been reportedly killed in fierce gun battle with security operatives. About fifteen suspected criminals were apprehended by the state command of the Nigerian Police Force.

The mood in the state capital, Calabar is not as serene and tranquil as it is reputed to be. This unusual tempo was best described recently by Cross River burgeoning stand up comedian and event manager, MC Seto. Amongst other things, Seto reveals that the situation in the state has caused him to rename himself Seto Usain Bolt. He pre informs how he is likely to take refuge in Psychiatric Hospital at 123 Calabar Road if the situation is not readily addressed if his poultry farm house and rest room doesn't suffice. Excerpt:

'The situation in Calabar South has just caused me to change my name to Seto Usain Bolt,

'Even inside the house I am running, from room to toilet to bathroom to the poultry house and now I am running to my dog house but,

'After that I am not sure where to run to; so, can I come to your place or if you are also running suggest a place I can run to now if not I will just run to Psychiatric Hospital'.

It will be double catastrophe if a comedian runs to a rehab center for the mentally deranged. I am therefore calling on the chief security officer in the state, Mr Ben Ayade to step up his game of restoring peace and tranquility once again. Let the security agencies like the DSS, Police, Army, Navy, Air Force, Civil Defense, etc coalesce into a formidable force.

It wasn't an interesting cite yesternight at Mount Zion by Goldie roads as men, women, children, youth were all seen to be running to and from for the safety of their dear lives. We don't know their itinerary for this night.

#This_is_not_Calabar

Efio-Ita Nyok
Is the Publisher & Editor of NegroidHaven.org