Efio-Ita Nyok|15 June 2016|8:11am
In a recent satirical post made on his social media account, a social media user and public affairs analyst of Cross River State extraction presumably, Simon Utsu, has made a damning disparage against the person of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari.
Utsu, however, doesn't make direct mention of the identity of his subject in an article titled 'Short Story', rather he makes reference to an incident, the certificate saga, that is only related to the occupant of the nation's highest office.
Presently, President Muhammadu Buhari, has been dragged into a ligation suit in a Federal High Court at Abuja. The suit borders itself with challenging the fact that Buhari doesn't have the minimum academic qualification, the acquisition of a West African Examination Council (WAEC) certificate.
Mr President, instead of present his WAEC Certificate and kill the case once and for all is reported to have brought pictures of his primary school days, employ six Senior Advocates of Nigeria (SAN) as Utsu alleges, etc. In fact, chieftains of the All Progressive Congress, President Buhari’s political party consider the suit rather an embarrassment to the person of the President, etc.
To a figure who is alleged to be lacking in corruption or immune to any corruption allegation, what does that imply? For Utsu, such an individual morally bankrupt, technically a Liar and academically incompetent. Utsu also uses the phrase 'fantastically corrupt' to reminisce Britain's Prime Minister's 'fantastically corrupt' metaphor against Nigeria and Afghanistan in a recent international forum, etc.
Do you agree with Utsu as rendered above?
SHORT STORY
By Simon Utsu
Once upon a time, Mr Man was told by Federal courts to produce his WAEC result. Mr Man went ahead to hire 6(six) Senior Advocates to defend him instead.
My question is, if Mr Man truly had his WAEC, which would have been easier to do? Produce the WAEC or hire six SANs?
So which of the following have you learnt from the story?
a) Mr Man is morally bankrupt.
b) Mr Man is technically a liar.
c)Mr Man is academically incompetent.
d)Mr Man is fantastically corrupt.
e)All of the above.
Efio-Ita Nyok
Is a Blogger & the Editor of Negroidhaven.org (Negroid Haven)
